Top  15 Government Socialist programs the Tea Brained GOP wants to destroy:

1 Air traffic Control (and Security).

2 Three words: “Nine” “One” “One”.

3 Tornado Warnings.

4 The ability to write checks or use debit card transactions to buy stuff.

5 The tiny remaining part of the Internet that is free and not Pornographic.

6 Protection against illegal immigration.

7 Guaranteed Electricity on demand.

8 The Navy Seals.

9 Elections.

10. Cell Phone Satellites.

11. Water, food and air screening for Small Pox, Polio, Tetanus, Cholera,  E-Coli, LSD, Plutonium, Anthrax and your neighbor’s poop.

12. The Television Bandwidth you have Fox News on in the other room right now.

13.  Traffic Lights, Interstate Highways and slightly bloody Mid Eastern crude for the gas in your ATV.

14.  Milk.

15.  The USS Ronald Reagan.